Wednesday, December 30, 2009

First Ever Douchebag of The Month Award Goes to....


Adam James

ESPN - LUBBOCK, Texas -- Texas Tech fired coach Mike Leach on Wednesday, two days after he was suspended by the school as it investigated his treatment of a player with a concussion.

"I'm very sad to say there's only one person to blame for this and it's Mike Leach," Texas Tech chancellor Kent Hance told The Associated Press.

Jerry Turner, vice chairman of the university system's board of regents, said "other things" came to light during an investigation of Leach's treatment of receiver Adam James. Turner declined to elaborate about the other issues....


Now I am sure that you are probably knee deep in all the ESPN coverage of the Mike Leach/Adam James controversy. After writing my doctoral thesis on the issue, I have come to the conclusion that Adam James is a fucking pussy. First off, kid gets a "concussion"playing wide receiver. That right there should clue you in on what kind of guy were talking about here. I mean take a look at the "shed" and the "electrical closet" that he was held hostage in.



Like I'm pretty sure that 25% of Americans don't even live in an area so spacious (I'm looking at you Alabama/Mississippi/Georgia). Merry Christmas Adam James, enjoy your DOTM trophy. On that note, quit bitchin and pack your bags, because I'm pretty sure at least the 265,000 people of Lubbock County are willing and ready to end your shit.


P.S. - Is it just me or does Mike Leach look like your local drug dealer/bookie/? Like when I imagine a sleezball, it's pretty much a spitting image of Mike Leach. He looks like just the type of guy driving around the red light district flashin twenty dollar bills, or meeting in a back alley slangin 2 kilos of the good stuff.